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A group of rednecks who have lots of friends with guns. They are extremely dangerous when confronted on there home land which they will defend till the end of time. Tesies are very diverse in culture, race, and knowledge. They may be rednecks but they're smart, cunning and will not turn down a fight. If one happens to offer you friendship take it as soon as possible you will become like a member of the family.
Them Tesies are crazy.
Tesi by Dogsnake1 November 9, 2016
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Zoie Tesi 

A tall brunette who can jump 36 feet in track and field but can’t dunk on an 8 foot rim.
That’s Zoie Tesi the supposed “track star”
Gender: Female Origin: Polish Meaning: loved by God

also the name of the most beautiful girl i have ever met. :D
Ex. 1 wow, i love Tesia.
ex. 2 <guy> what should we name our daughter?
<polish wife> tesia
Tesia by djhajkneijdoidkn August 17, 2006
1. Loved by God, but not loved by everyone because of jealousy. Often misunderstood because she has no time to prove herself to anyone.

2. Many people make rumors about her, but if you knew her she would be the best friend you ever had. If you did something wrong to her, she wouldn't care and live as if you didn't exist.

3. She does have a button and when pushed, don't underestimate her. She always has the facts and will go straight to the problem without hesitation.

4. Boys go for her no matter what they already have, but she has high standards. She makes boys into men, giving them inspiration to be better.

5. The weak hate her because of her strength.
1. "What would Tesia do?"

2. Girl 1: "I hate Tesia because she took my boyfriend"

Girl 2: "Tesia works at hospitals and homeless shelters, I'm sure your boyfriend just left"

3. "If you have a problem with Tesia call her, if you don't have her number then you don't know her well enough to talk about her"

4. "He loves his girlfriend more because Tesia taught him how to love"

5.Girl 1: "Why doesn't she fight back?"
Girl 2: "Because she's too tesia for that."
Tesia by alwayslovedher1 March 15, 2013

Tesicles 

Rivy: aw man ur tesicles are really cool !!!
almond : leave me alone please.
"tesico" is a word for a person who is professional in gaming but dose not play seriously and messes around in multiplayer games for example "modern warfare 2"
if a person is playing modern warfare 2 multiplayer and is very good for example a professional famous member of a clan and is playing online but messing around like tee bagging or running around stupidly, he is a tesico
tesico by imTesico October 2, 2011
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