tesico 

"tesico" is a word for a person who is professional in gaming but dose not play seriously and messes around in multiplayer games for example "modern warfare 2"

if a person is playing modern warfare 2 multiplayer and is very good for example a professional famous member of a clan and is playing online but messing around like tee bagging or running around stupidly, he is a tesico

tesico by imTesico October 2, 2011

Tesco Value Vodka 

Oh sweet aqua vitae!

Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.

It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.

When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.

Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.

Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"

Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"

Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"

Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"

Tesco Value Vodka by Freols May 18, 2009

tesco connection 

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.

me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.

tesco connection by volound September 19, 2009

Baba Tesco 

To steal from Tesco

Babatise did a Baba Tesco last week

Baba Tesco by Yung Dhaveed February 22, 2022

tesco meal deal 

The British national meal, usually perfected by a sandwich, a pack of crisps and a coke.

Fuck roast beef lol

Bro what are u having for Sunday Lunch

Dude I’m having a Tesco Meal Deal

That’s well cool mate

tesco meal deal by #virgin October 15, 2019

tesco value 

adjective. Something very cheap, but still of eatable, usable quality. not just used for produce of tesco, but also for services. for example, a tesco value film would have bad special effects but would still be alright

-mmm tesco value chicken soup

- yeah, it goes well with The tesco value film, THe invisible man

tesco value by wonderfool April 2, 2004

Testicool 

When your balls be fly as hell.

Bro your balls be lookin’ pretty testicool.

Testicool by KingGrizzly69 November 29, 2019