Tescos 

Tesco’s, it is an amazing shop where you can buy lots of stuff from grapes to TVs. Go to tescos it is an extraordinary place to shop X

I went to tescos for my weekly shop

Tescos by I have a big brain June 15, 2022

beat behind tescos 

the action of having intercourse with a Peng individual behind the supermarket chain 'tescos'

Ayy wagwan piffting wanna go beat behind Tescos

beat behind tescos by CrustyCheeseToastie March 14, 2017

Benders at Tescos 

They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam

"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "

Benders at Tescos by anonymous December 30, 2020

CEO_Of_Tescos 

Sexiest fucking gamer to ever live, so good at games and will fucking kill ur parents if he catches them lacking, also had a big wood

Wow, ceo_of_tescos is my idol

CEO_Of_Tescos by Bigwood November 24, 2021

Tessa-Tess of Tescos 

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

Tessa-Tess of Tescos by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022

Testosterone Truck 

A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.

“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.

Testosterone Truck by Julesheart January 15, 2023

Testosterock 

Really loud, heavy, manly music.

Ned: Hey what's all that noise coming from your room?

Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.

Testosterock by Maurice DelTaco October 15, 2011