Termy 

Noun: drink in the terminals of an airport between flights at a restaurant or bar

“I’m gonna grab a termy before my next flight!”

Termy by Smart Sara October 2, 2019

Termy Bird 

A girl in the airport.

Dude I just saw the most fire Termy Bird before my flight.

Termy Bird by Fosterharv January 9, 2024

Post-Termy 

Grabbing a beer at the airport AFTER you have already landed at your final destination.

I grabbed a post-termy when I landed so I could delay my arrival home. If I left right away, I would have had to put the kids to bed and I just couldn’t deal tonight!

Post-Termy by Rose Annap August 20, 2024

Terminal Lumbago 

A slow and painful death. Doesn’t allow you to work but Arthur and John think you’re a lazy piece of shit. Usually you have to say it’s “the lumbago.”

“Definitely not a job for a man with Terminal Lumbago.”

Terminal Lumbago by You got Lumbago July 10, 2019

Terminal 7 

Terminal 7 is the seventh stage of brain cancer, causing constant hallucinations and visions. People with Terminal 7 find it hard or impossible to differentiate reality from fiction. The most famous case of Terminal 7 was that of Luigi Jumpman, brother of Mario Jumpman, who believed he was a hero of "The Mushroom Kingdom".

I'm sorry, but your brother has Terminal 7.

Terminal 7 by Guron March 28, 2017

connection terminated 

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

i was about to kill the night guard until i got connection terminated

connection terminated by Sr_Mario May 6, 2021

Long Term Laziness 

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”

Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!

Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019