Guron's definitions

Terminal 7

Terminal 7 is the seventh stage of brain cancer, causing constant hallucinations and visions. People with Terminal 7 find it hard or impossible to differentiate reality from fiction. The most famous case of Terminal 7 was that of Luigi Jumpman, brother of Mario Jumpman, who believed he was a hero of "The Mushroom Kingdom".

I'm sorry, but your brother has Terminal 7.

by Guron March 28, 2017

Time for you to get a watch

Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time

Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off

by Guron April 17, 2017

Allahu Axebar

The act of bombarding a room containing people, baring 2 cans of AXE, and spraying them. This is used to prank people, by creating a sudden, powerful odor that lingers for a long time.

Today, my friend pulled an Allahu Axebar, and man, was it smelly!

by Guron June 22, 2016