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flatusidal tendencies
a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)
Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.
flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020
Related Words
Tendle • tendler • David Tendlering • Tender • tender dick • tenderfoot • tenderloin • tenderness • tender vittles • tendency
Tenderfoot
American slang dating back to the time of the old west. It was used by people who were established in frontier towns to describe someone new, either to the area or the prevailing conditions; someone lacking experience and who was perhaps a little naive. Mildly disparaging but without any real malice it is still used occasionally to describe someone who is just starting out on their chosen career.
Tenderfoot by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016
Sweet tender
My girl was wearing just a G-string and had her creamy legs open, and my hand was caressing her Sweet Tender.
Sweet tender by PokerPro June 10, 2013
Common Universal Natural Tendency
I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..
Common Universal Natural Tendency by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
Teadle
A childish word referring to the male genitalia, often used by parents to teach their young ones what to call their tiny penis.
Teadle by teadletime December 14, 2014
Tindle
A name with great power
Associated with carpenters, mechanics, people with great know how of fixing,repairing and building things.
"Tindle" people are people that have great height and girth. Individuals with tindle power are greatly feared and respected. Those with gift of tindle accomplish great things in life.
Associated with carpenters, mechanics, people with great know how of fixing,repairing and building things.
"Tindle" people are people that have great height and girth. Individuals with tindle power are greatly feared and respected. Those with gift of tindle accomplish great things in life.
He has the tindle in him. He claimed the side of that mountain.
He must be of the tindle, he just kicked the ass of all 7 of those Baumgartner men single handedly
He must be of the tindle, he just kicked the ass of all 7 of those Baumgartner men single handedly
Tindle by Leroy Brown the baddest man ar May 19, 2019
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