By Definition: It is the ONE & ONLY religious script that all tenderverse residents use and worship by. Tenders WILL know if you miss a single day of Tendership.
Bobby Joe JR. (tiny ahh child resident) "I wanted to be aborted"
Mommy (fellow resident): "The Tenderbal says otherwise"
Tenders: *is watching them at all times*
Mommy (fellow resident): "The Tenderbal says otherwise"
Tenders: *is watching them at all times*
by FastAir May 20, 2024
Get the Tenderbal mug.A person who has only one testicle. The condition results in a situation similar to the game - one ball tied to a pole.
by Jake Jarmaine April 21, 2009
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(v) the act of masterbating while ogling the pictures of someone who has swiped right but does not reply to your messages
-yo dude, did you hook up with that tinder chick last night?
- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating
- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating
by sheffblik May 6, 2014
Get the tinderbating mug.A person (in most cases a man) who acts rough and/or lustful in public, but when in sexual intercourse, is tender and caring. It can also be used vice versa.
by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010
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Get the Tetherball pole mug.A glorious game emerging from the coattails of of standard Professional Baseball. Highly contraversial due to the extreme nature of the game.
Differences when compared to baseball inclue, but are not limited to:
1. Defenders are allowed stop base runners by any means necessary. In turn runners are allowed to keep their bats to defend themselves.
2. Pitchers are allowed to throw three balls consecutively, and in a game are given a total of three ceramic balls filled with whatever they want.
3. Wild Dogs and gorgeous honeys are allowed to roam the field distracting and attacking defenders or offenders at their whim.
4. Each inning the offenders are allowed to control a Miata which is allowed to roam the field, defending few, and flattening others.
5. And Lastly, twenty feet behind second base is the gun circle, with a fully loaded revolver. Under no circumstance are players allowed to enter the gun circle, or use the gun.
The players amazing, the game phenomenal. This is Thunderball!
Differences when compared to baseball inclue, but are not limited to:
1. Defenders are allowed stop base runners by any means necessary. In turn runners are allowed to keep their bats to defend themselves.
2. Pitchers are allowed to throw three balls consecutively, and in a game are given a total of three ceramic balls filled with whatever they want.
3. Wild Dogs and gorgeous honeys are allowed to roam the field distracting and attacking defenders or offenders at their whim.
4. Each inning the offenders are allowed to control a Miata which is allowed to roam the field, defending few, and flattening others.
5. And Lastly, twenty feet behind second base is the gun circle, with a fully loaded revolver. Under no circumstance are players allowed to enter the gun circle, or use the gun.
The players amazing, the game phenomenal. This is Thunderball!
by jack19821101 September 10, 2008
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1. A single testicle, akin to a uniball. The result is reminiscent of the children's game: A single ball tied to a pole.
2. The term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.
Verb:
To cause someone to lose one of two testicles.
1. A single testicle, akin to a uniball. The result is reminiscent of the children's game: A single ball tied to a pole.
2. The term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.
Verb:
To cause someone to lose one of two testicles.
Noun:
1. Since Josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn't as high as the average man's. But his biking has really improved.
2. "Yo Tetherball, you probably shouldn't go to the spermbank with us: You need to hold onto what you've got.... Plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget."
Verb:
"Oh damn, I think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!"
1. Since Josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn't as high as the average man's. But his biking has really improved.
2. "Yo Tetherball, you probably shouldn't go to the spermbank with us: You need to hold onto what you've got.... Plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget."
Verb:
"Oh damn, I think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!"
by drotic October 7, 2009
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