Tenderbal

By Definition: It is the ONE & ONLY religious script that all tenderverse residents use and worship by. Tenders WILL know if you miss a single day of Tendership.

Bobby Joe JR. (tiny ahh child resident) "I wanted to be aborted"
Mommy (fellow resident): "The Tenderbal says otherwise"
Tenders: *is watching them at all times*

Tenderbal by FastAir May 20, 2024

Tetherballer 

A person who has only one testicle. The condition results in a situation similar to the game - one ball tied to a pole.

"I heard that kid's a tetherballer. He lost one from a roman candle shot to the junk!"

Tetherballer by Jake Jarmaine April 21, 2009

tinderbating 

(v) the act of masterbating while ogling the pictures of someone who has swiped right but does not reply to your messages

-yo dude, did you hook up with that tinder chick last night?

- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating

tinderbating by sheffblik May 6, 2014

Tenderbender 

A person (in most cases a man) who acts rough and/or lustful in public, but when in sexual intercourse, is tender and caring. It can also be used vice versa.

At first I though John was going to pound me, but he turned out to be a total tenderbender

Tenderbender by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010

Tetherball pole 

When a male has nuts so big they swing around the shaft of the penis.

Hey Lisa, wanna see my tetherball pole go all the way around?

Tetherball pole by Staycreative. April 17, 2017

thunderball 

A glorious game emerging from the coattails of of standard Professional Baseball. Highly contraversial due to the extreme nature of the game.

Differences when compared to baseball inclue, but are not limited to:
1. Defenders are allowed stop base runners by any means necessary. In turn runners are allowed to keep their bats to defend themselves.
2. Pitchers are allowed to throw three balls consecutively, and in a game are given a total of three ceramic balls filled with whatever they want.
3. Wild Dogs and gorgeous honeys are allowed to roam the field distracting and attacking defenders or offenders at their whim.
4. Each inning the offenders are allowed to control a Miata which is allowed to roam the field, defending few, and flattening others.
5. And Lastly, twenty feet behind second base is the gun circle, with a fully loaded revolver. Under no circumstance are players allowed to enter the gun circle, or use the gun.

The players amazing, the game phenomenal. This is Thunderball!

None of us own a gun, so we can't start a game of thunderball.

thunderball by jack19821101 September 10, 2008

Tetherball 

Noun:
1. A single testicle, akin to a uniball. The result is reminiscent of the children's game: A single ball tied to a pole.

2. The term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.

Verb:
To cause someone to lose one of two testicles.

Noun:

1. Since Josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn't as high as the average man's. But his biking has really improved.

2. "Yo Tetherball, you probably shouldn't go to the spermbank with us: You need to hold onto what you've got.... Plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget."

Verb:

"Oh damn, I think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!"

Tetherball by drotic October 7, 2009