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Tetherball 

Noun:
1. A single testicle, akin to a uniball. The result is reminiscent of the children's game: A single ball tied to a pole.

2. The term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.

Verb:
To cause someone to lose one of two testicles.
Noun:

1. Since Josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn't as high as the average man's. But his biking has really improved.

2. "Yo Tetherball, you probably shouldn't go to the spermbank with us: You need to hold onto what you've got.... Plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget."

Verb:

"Oh damn, I think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!"
Tetherball by drotic October 7, 2009
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Tetherball 

When one man takes his penis and hits the ballsack of another man and tries to wrap the ballsack around his penis. They take turns and the first to wrap it is the winner
The two blatantly gay men went to play tetherball in the bathroom. The game ended quickly as the one with the sunglasses wrapped it on the first try
Tetherball by Jtoll October 20, 2009

Tetherball 

When you have a bloodclot hanging from your tampon string.
"Man when i wiped i pulled the clot from my Tetherball"
Tetherball by Chavela September 19, 2006

Tetherball 

A sex position where the woman is suspended by three or more appendages with rope from the ceiling or other elevated surface and spun. The man then thrusts his hips forward and has sex with the woman in whatever hole he thrusts into
Dude, my girl and I tried tetherball last night. It was nuts!
Tetherball by OhNoScoob August 27, 2019

Tetherball pole 

When a male has nuts so big they swing around the shaft of the penis.
Hey Lisa, wanna see my tetherball pole go all the way around?

tetherball'd 

An unused death in Teeny Tiny Girl Squad.

Apparently, to be killed by a tetherball.
tetherball'd by Bob882 November 15, 2004

tetherball group

A group of quirky, smart, kind, funny friends who adore each other and are loyal to each other first and formost.
*The tetherball group strutted through the playground, laughing and being their wacky selves. They didnt give a damn about what anybody thought. They were having fun and that was all that mattered.*
tetherball group by Shmammy&Co. April 18, 2021
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