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Temptist 

One who "temps".....
(Dude1):Oh she is suck a cock tease.

(Dude2): Yes she is a Temptist
Temptist by Michael Smith February 27, 2005
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Temprist 

The most wholesome roblox youtuber. His randomness is what makes everything very funny! Temprist will make you laugh a lot! He is also very shy and never swears. That's why he is my fave! Lol
Friend: Omg are you fangirling over Temprist!
Me: Yess :')

Bacon Hair1: We all need a Temprist in our life
Bacon Hair2: I agree we all do
Temprist by PANDA0101 September 13, 2020
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Temptest 

The feeling or urge to masturbate but you know you can not.
Terry said to Jim, “I’m feeling very temptest right now”
Temptest by LittleDbrothers January 15, 2020

TempristsFriend 

a fuckwad who said mrslish isn't hot! then he say bad bad things about mrslish. what a fucking cunt who cums more than my fucking moms husband.

fuck u dumbass
''tempristsfriends dad is fucked by *tempristsfriend* and his mommy has aids because he fucked her while she was fucking him! L0L!

cunt''

Temprist 

This dude is noobie noob big noob very noob
Man temprist has the gay
Temprist by Mrslish March 18, 2019
A tit that is tempting
I get tempted to touch that tit it's so temptit
Temptit by Warhorse51 August 21, 2019

tempistol 

(v) When something is so dumbly stupid you raise your index finger to your temple, with your thumb outstretched, and make a "pgweeeeeuuuw" sound.

Derived from the words 'temple' and 'pistol', this word appears to have first originated among software engineers in Cape Town, South Africa.
When he sees this I'm sure he will tempistol himself.

You must be having a rough day, you've been tempistoling yourself all day.

She tempistolled herself. Turned. And walked away.
tempistol by The Wald September 18, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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