tempistol 

(v) When something is so dumbly stupid you raise your index finger to your temple, with your thumb outstretched, and make a "pgweeeeeuuuw" sound.

Derived from the words 'temple' and 'pistol', this word appears to have first originated among software engineers in Cape Town, South Africa.

When he sees this I'm sure he will tempistol himself.

You must be having a rough day, you've been tempistoling yourself all day.

She tempistolled herself. Turned. And walked away.

tempistol by The Wald September 18, 2013

temisola 

Originally means "lay me in wealth" anyone called Temisola is either rich or destined to be rich.

I met a Temisola the other day, she was loaded...

temisola by Temzy January 1, 2020

tempostorm 

The best site to learn hearthstone (and some other dead games) ever! now using our code "TEMPO" for 15% off, YOU can also be legend!

I wanted to play hearthstone, but i''m a chump, i should check Tempostorm

tempostorm by Pep Colazo May 31, 2017

Tempesto

A rare type of pasta native to Yorkshire, UK

Tempesto == Spaghetti

Tempesto by willtheninja November 16, 2014

Temistocles 

Tomato testicles.... or Testicle Popsicles

Wow! Look at his temistocles

Temistocles by M. O'B. August 2, 2008

trumpistolates

Deluded disciples of a narcissist

The Conservative government (2021) of the failing UK is formed from trumpistolates.

trumpistolates by AtoZandBack October 4, 2021

Tempesto

A skyrocket 2 with the name of pasta

Guy 1: who the hell thought this name was a good idea
Guy 2: what the shit is a tempesto

Tempesto by thYMEE October 15, 2022