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(v) When something is so dumbly stupid you raise your index finger to your temple, with your thumb outstretched, and make a "pgweeeeeuuuw" sound.

Derived from the words 'temple' and 'pistol', this word appears to have first originated among software engineers in Cape Town, South Africa.

When he sees this I'm sure he will tempistol himself.

You must be having a rough day, you've been tempistoling yourself all day.

She tempistolled herself. Turned. And walked away.

tempistol by The Wald September 18, 2013

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temisola

Originally means "lay me in wealth" anyone called Temisola is either rich or destined to be rich.

I met a Temisola the other day, she was loaded...

temisola by Temzy January 1, 2020

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tempostorm

The best site to learn hearthstone (and some other dead games) ever! now using our code "TEMPO" for 15% off, YOU can also be legend!

I wanted to play hearthstone, but i''m a chump, i should check Tempostorm

tempostorm by Pep Colazo May 31, 2017

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Tempesto

A rare type of pasta native to Yorkshire, UK

Tempesto == Spaghetti

Tempesto by willtheninja November 16, 2014

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Temistocles

Tomato testicles.... or Testicle Popsicles

Wow! Look at his temistocles

Temistocles by M. O'B. August 2, 2008

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trumpistolates

Deluded disciples of a narcissist

The Conservative government (2021) of the failing UK is formed from trumpistolates.

trumpistolates by AtoZandBack October 4, 2021

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Tempesto

A skyrocket 2 with the name of pasta

Guy 1: who the hell thought this name was a good idea
Guy 2: what the shit is a tempesto

Tempesto by thYMEE October 15, 2022

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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