when a person is on the very brink of soiling him/herself while at a bookstore or
library (see: turtlehead) but nonetheless takes the
time to peruse various magazines and books in an effort to find the best available reading material for the
time he/she intends on spending in the public toilet.
Let's see,
New Republic, the
Onion,
Rolling Stone, errrrrg!!!, tempting fate, tempting fate, Time Magazine, ....