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Tempist is the greatest most amazing girl you can ever meet she is smart athletic and moves with grace. She is the greatest best friend anyone could ask for. Tempist is a girl you must keep in your life once. She’s irreplaceable so hold onto her.
“Oh Tempist yeah she’s my best friend duh!”
Tempist by middestofmoons April 1, 2024
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Temprist 

The most wholesome roblox youtuber. His randomness is what makes everything very funny! Temprist will make you laugh a lot! He is also very shy and never swears. That's why he is my fave! Lol
Friend: Omg are you fangirling over Temprist!
Me: Yess :')

Bacon Hair1: We all need a Temprist in our life
Bacon Hair2: I agree we all do
Temprist by PANDA0101 September 13, 2020
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Toilet Tempest 

What you'd expect after drinking 25l of Red Bull. A explosive blast of urine.
I drank 30 lots of Monster and now i'm about to have a toilet tempest.
Toilet Tempest by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

Tempestissimo 

a song by t+pazolite, created for the game Arcaea. This song reaches difficulty spikes impossible to non-asian people. you need at least 3 hands to pass this song, or strong asian genes.
person 1: Yo, did you clear Tempestissimo yet?
person 2: *has vietnam war flashbacks*
Tempestissimo by Rensieboy November 26, 2020
a wild violent windstorm accompanied with rain or hail; also sudden ourburst of emotions.
Its like a tempest in my mind.
tempest by anki107 November 22, 2006
Sexy as hell sex fiend gorgeous and bodacious all around sexy momma has perfect tits and pierced nipples rocking can sing and play guitar
did you see Tempestt last night she was great
Tempestt by greekgod212 June 16, 2010
(noun) A Member Of "The Gang Public Server" Who Most Often Types With Capitalization Of Each Word, Never Seeming To Fail At This Way Of Writing.
"Ugh can you please stop typing like a tempest! It's incredibly irritating." "I Think Writing Like A Tempest Is Quite Nice." "This guy trys to not seem like a tempest, but he slips up all the time."
Tempest by Baet March 8, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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