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Tellis is a very lovable person. He is a person that won't judge you, so don't think about judging him. He is someone that's going to care for you when you're at your lowest. You can love Tellis and you can hate Tellis, but I'm pretty sure you're going to love him. I love Tellis. I think you should be friends with Tellis.
Person 1: Who's That
Person 2: That's Tellis
Person 1: I wanna talk to Tellis
Person 2: Go ahead
Tellis by Iamtherealvvv June 1, 2023
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A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.
Damn, I want to be a Telisa!
telisa by Telisa December 28, 2016

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.
(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

telling stories 

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.
Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

Tillising 

Abstaining from washing one's hands after using the restroom and instead depending on your values to keep one's food from being contaminated or one's hands from being covered in shit.
"Whoa, man-why didn't you wash your hands after you took a dump? Don't you know you could have fecal matter all over your nasty ass hands?" "Nah, it's cool. I'm tillising." "Whatever, dude. Don't you ever touch my fries again."

I'm tellin' ya

i'm completely serious and/or quite positive of what i've just said.
"hey, that guy over there was just checking out your ass."
"yeah, right. come off it."
"i'm tellin' ya..."
I'm tellin' ya by missanthropy February 15, 2006

Trellisment 

It is such as trellisment of Hooligans
Trellisment by Himanshu20130227012 December 29, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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