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n. incredibly disturbing children's tv show featuring four possibly alien creatures with symbols on their heads. the one with the triangle on it's head is possibly a homosexual according to rumor / conspiracy theory. probably makes incredible sense if viewed while in a state of altered consciousness, a collapsed or damaged psyche, alcohol poisoning, or all of the above. aimed at children below the age of 5, probably because anyone viewing the show above that age for more than five minutes cannot be expected to survive.
A: what's wrong with Jim? is he tripping on acid or something?
B: no, he accidently watched the tellitubbies on tv last week.
A: oh, no (starts sobbing).
B: no, he accidently watched the tellitubbies on tv last week.
A: oh, no (starts sobbing).
tellitubbies by themarcuscreature February 10, 2005
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tellitube
tellitube: when you stick a garden hose up your ass and someone
sucks all the shit and other objects out before having anal sex. some people like to blow into the hose witch is only for pleasure :)
sucks all the shit and other objects out before having anal sex. some people like to blow into the hose witch is only for pleasure :)
i tellitubed my girlfriends ass hole last night before some ruff sex. hannah was screaming like a seal gull that just been run over.
tellitube by Tammer the hammer March 31, 2008
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Telistubby
(Adj.)- Characterized by being notoriously short, corny and tubby (usually used to describe a female).
Convo:
-" Yo, dude I'm smashed right now. I'm going to go talk to that fat chick."
- " I'm gonna get that telistubby to go get me some bubbly"
-" Yo, dude I'm smashed right now. I'm going to go talk to that fat chick."
- " I'm gonna get that telistubby to go get me some bubbly"
Telistubby by MMBeast January 7, 2008