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teetotaled 

teetotaled - abruptly forced into a life of teetotalism (complete abstinence from alcohol) due to health issues such as sudden allergic reactions or disease.
"I used to enjoy red wine with every dinner, until I was teetotaled in my mid 20's by a severe allergy."
teetotaled by Bgoof June 29, 2006

teetotaler 

One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.
Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!
teetotaler by Tortuga July 8, 2004

tee totaller 

Someone who doens't drink or smoke
She's a tee totaller!
tee totaller by Zorbish November 1, 2007

Teatotaller 

A person who doesn't drink anything with alcohol in it.
I'm a teatotaller, I never drink anything stronger than coffee (or tea) 😉 hence the word.
Teatotaller by Geronimo72 March 31, 2018

Teatotaller 

A fucking nube who doesn’t drink alcohol and makes you feel bad about yourself for doing it
“No thank you. I’ll just have a cup of hot tea” “gosh, I hate teatotallers”
Teatotaller by chazzy-d August 4, 2018

teetotaler 

Someone who totally drinks tea.
Hey bro want a Maté?
Totally, because I'm a teetotaler.
Relax have a beer!
No.
teetotaler by Amy West February 8, 2013
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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