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teetotaled - abruptly forced into a life of teetotalism (complete abstinence from alcohol) due to health issues such as sudden allergic reactions or disease.

"I used to enjoy red wine with every dinner, until I was teetotaled in my mid 20's by a severe allergy."

teetotaled by Bgoof June 29, 2006

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teetotaler

One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.

Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!

teetotaler by Tortuga July 8, 2004

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teetotal

teetotal: to not drink alcohol at all
teetotaller: someone who doesn't drink alcohol.

someone who does not drink at all usually for health, religious or personal reasons. not just because they are short on cash or their wife pokes them good in the eye with a broom for coming home drunk.

ray: want a beer?
owen: nope, I'm teetotal
everyone: NO WAY!

teetotal by owen ling August 5, 2005

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teetotaller

a person who does not drink any alcohol

"jane is a teetotaller... how does she manage her mom?"

teetotaller by lauren August 30, 2003

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teetotal

someone too awesome to be slowed down by alcohol consumption!

What is so different about that girl?
She's teetotal man!
I best be changin my ways then.

teetotal by sXeKenzie April 16, 2011

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Teetotalitarian

A person who is both a teetotaler (someone who doesn't drink) and who has a totalitarian way of viewing the world (dictatorial, requiring complete subservience). Rather like a vegan who preaches to others they should do the same

Mate1: How did that chat with the new date go?

Mate 2: She seemed great until she dropped the teetotalitarian bombshell. Not content with being a teetotaler, she went on to suggest I should give up my modest drinking as it did her ex no favours!

Mate 1: Wow, that's a bit control freaky isn't it? Is she expecting all her new bfs to comply with her little teetotalitarian dictatorship?

Mate 2: It sure kinda feels that way sometimes with teetotalers!

Teetotalitarian by ViceManAndy January 20, 2020

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teetotaler

Someone who totally drinks tea.

Hey bro want a Maté?
Totally, because I'm a teetotaler.
Relax have a beer!
No.

teetotaler by Amy West February 8, 2013

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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