Tortuga's definitions

teetotaler

One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.

Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!

by Tortuga July 8, 2004

M.I.L.F

Mothers Id Like Fuckin' you retard

Andy Halls mom is a damn good MILF, id nail her any day.

by Tortuga July 1, 2004

Sea Dipping

The act of eating a females crabs right off of her vaginal area doing her a favor..

"Wow, bill mcgowan is good at taking the crabs right off of me!"

by Tortuga July 1, 2004