Teeing-Off
When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.
Teeing-Off by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023
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Teeing Off
A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.
Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!
Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!
Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!
Teeing Off by Forestwhittakerforprez69 December 14, 2009
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Teeing Off
When a person becomes that irate they throw a large fit and start shouting profusely and then tend to kill small children.
Teeing Off by SuBo31 July 16, 2010
teeing off
a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.
Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)
teeing off by jaysonderulo December 7, 2010
Teeing off
When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.
I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight
Teeing off by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022
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