A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.
Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!
a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.
Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)
When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.