Definitions by tH3Chuck

flopped a hoagin 

It's when one or both tits fall out of the bra or shirt.

Lastnight my grandmother fell in the floor and flopped a hoagin.

flopped a hoagin by tH3Chuck June 14, 2022

Teeing off 

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

Teeing off by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

streaking teabag 

Not wiping yourself after taking a shit and giving someone a teabag

He broke into my house as I was taking a shit so I tackled and streaking teabagged him

streaking teabag by tH3Chuck October 8, 2021

Splash down 

When you sit to take a shit, but your balls hit the water

I got cought cleaning my balls at the sink after a splash down

Splash down by tH3Chuck July 18, 2019