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The act of texting whilst one pees.
Elaina was in the middle of a very important conversation with her friend Devin and resorted to the method teeing so as not to interrupt the natural flow with her natural flow.
teeing by Swinch Burger April 26, 2014
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The act, art, and process of growing, maintaining, and sporting a goatee.
Nick has really been getting the ladies since he started teeing
Teeing by leftyRC November 3, 2021

Teeing Off 

A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.
Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!

Teeing it up 

Sorry I wasn't able to answer the phone. I was in the shitter teeing it up playa.
Teeing it up by Fine Motha Fucka August 12, 2011

Teeing Off 

When a person becomes that irate they throw a large fit and start shouting profusely and then tend to kill small children.
i was teeing off the other night I killed that bitch!
Teeing Off by SuBo31 July 16, 2010

teeing off 

a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.
Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)
teeing off by jaysonderulo December 7, 2010
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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