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See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?
I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.
Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.
I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.
Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.
touchebag by JL Patrick November 28, 2011
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Touchebag
Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.
Touchebag by WubWubChigga October 20, 2012
touchebag
Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."
Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.
Touchebag
Girl: The people against gay marriage wouldn't appreciate it if they couldn't get married.
Ashton Kutcher: Ah... touche.
Guy: You're a touchebag, Ashton Kutcher.
Ashton Kutcher: Ah... touche.
Guy: You're a touchebag, Ashton Kutcher.