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Teddie Dickinson 

A popular intertainer / douche bag often flexes his slightly existent abs in the changing rooms he is also only attracted to men and has particular interests in a other homosexual Noah hensby Noah is a paedophile he is refered as a ginger nonce by many people and likes to hug and kiss teddie.
Teddie Dickinson by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018

father tedded 

Father Ted is a great series. However, a friend of ours had bigged it up so much that it could never live up to the stratospheric heights that he had set it and, while good, it didn't. He had therefore 'father tedded' Father Ted.
Robert told Della that he had a big cock. In fact it was only 4". Della was upset and told Robert that he had father tedded things too often and that she was very disappointed with the size of his cock!
father tedded by Teddus December 11, 2006
She is the best person to be around. She's such a good friend. She is the prettiest girl in the world. She is a blonde bombshell that everyone adores.
Omg did you see teddie today, she's looking fly
Teddie by 173814698 March 14, 2017
Teddie is the biggest bitch ever, he is a shady son of a bitch, he is an alcoholic, and most of all he’s tall.
You see that bitch Teddie?
Teddie by Yeegaw 112 March 11, 2020

Teddie Hot Fart

The grotesque and crusty flatulence of Teddie the Goldendoodle.
Suck a Teddie hot fart Charlie!
Teddie Hot Fart by Hairypuss March 2, 2020

Teddies 🧸

An amazing fandom made by the hot tiktoker nickaustin. Teddies are kind, loving, sweet, recpectful, and so much more. 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸
Person one:yo what is Nick Austin's fandom called?
Person 2:teddies 🧸
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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