1. The hypothetical singularity moment when the advance of technology supercedes advance in relevant security by a margin so large that it results in unforseen catastrophic consequences for the entire planet.
2. The hypothetical scenario where we are inadequately prepared to deal with natural disasters such as solar flares crippling electronic, communications, financial and transport systems, that would effectively cripple the everyday functions of entire countries.
2. The hypothetical scenario where we are inadequately prepared to deal with natural disasters such as solar flares crippling electronic, communications, financial and transport systems, that would effectively cripple the everyday functions of entire countries.
"Internet of Things is great and all, but when you're potentially arming hackers you might want to be more concerned about the technopocalypse."
by chiffmonkey July 24, 2015
A polite version of brb, also doesn't specify that the person is going afk.
Indicates that there will be a delay in reply but the person is probably still there and able to read messages.
Probably an abbreviation of "One moment please".
Equivalent to the person on the other end of a phonecall asking you to hold.
Pronounced 'Mompulls'
Momplz was used commonly on the internet but has become less common due to the popularity of other similar abbreviations.
Indicates that there will be a delay in reply but the person is probably still there and able to read messages.
Probably an abbreviation of "One moment please".
Equivalent to the person on the other end of a phonecall asking you to hold.
Pronounced 'Mompulls'
Momplz was used commonly on the internet but has become less common due to the popularity of other similar abbreviations.
A - Hey man can you tell me what the square root of 1369 is?
B - Momplz
.......
B - 37
A - Took your time!
B - Momplz
.......
B - 37
A - Took your time!
by chiffmonkey December 09, 2010
An abbreviation for the Hitachi Magic Wand, a personal massaging device infamous for being more commonly used as a sex toy.
by chiffmonkey April 10, 2011
Used by a chavvy male to specify a female friend or best friend, who is not specifically a girlfriend, possibly to boast that they aren't shallow towards the other gender.
Unfortunately it says the opposite as any non-chav bloke will just say friend and specify female if later required.
Unfortunately it says the opposite as any non-chav bloke will just say friend and specify female if later required.
Guy 1 - I was talking with my girlfriend the other day right, well not girlfriend yano, girl that's a friend...
Guy 2 - The word's girlmate
Guy 1 - Shut it yeaaa'
Guy 2 - The word's girlmate
Guy 1 - Shut it yeaaa'
by chiffmonkey January 05, 2011