TechPal 

(homo amicus typisst) A species of human that has caused the extinction of early authors, scholars, cavemen etc. by the advent of electronic mail, chat, texting, sexting and images. A Tech pal communicates strictly in a multi-vector digital form with one or many individuals sometimes masking their identity with an alias often known as a "handle" but also formally as well. While penpals communicate via the ancient art of Penmanship – the inscription of meaningful symbols on filaments of pulped wood. After their creation, these Letters would be entrusted to government officials for transportation and delivery to their intended recipient – often over great distances.

Apex - 'Michael, what's a penpal?'

Tiger - 'I dunno, kid. Ask me later - I'm chatting with a person named 'fish' in Jacksonville via IRC. We're techpals.'

TechPal by BigNerdLolz January 29, 2020

Techual Harassment 

The act of a person, or people, harassing you because of your choice or preference towards a particular type or brand of technology.

Example 1:
Ignorant douchebag #1: "I can't believe you bought an iPhone, you know they're inferior to an Android phone in every conceavable way!"

iPhone Owner "Hey man, that's Techual Harassment. The iPhone is a great phone".

Example 2:
Ignorant Douchbag #2: "Dude, why do you have Windows Vista on that machine? You know it's, like, bloated and less secure and stuff".

Windows Vista Ownder "Hey "dude", stop techually harassing me, I don't appreciate it".

Techual Harassment by Philbuntu August 31, 2010

Techpally

Techpally is now in common use in Africa and it means when someone loves and follow technology trend. The two word tech and pally, which means technology and friendship are now used together as a word.

The guy is a Techpally, he's fond of using technology to solve all problems

Techpally by Chaktty November 13, 2019

techhalo 

a ship between technoblade and badboyhalo, 2 youtubers. not many people know about this ship but it exists and it is very poggers

Person 1:omg i ship skephalo they are so cute together uwu!!!!
Person 2:that’s cool i ship techhalo it’s not very common but it’s cute as well

Person 1:what

techhalo by just a tubbo stan September 4, 2020

bi-techual 

Person who is proficient in more then one Operation System

That computer geek can run windows and linux and OSX at the same time, that geek is bi-techual.

bi-techual by Sean Elkinton March 1, 2005

technallergy 

When a computer-savvy individual is not as skilled in one or more aspects of hacking, programming, or a certain operating system as they are otherwise expected to be.

"Dude, my MacBook is acting weird. Can you take a look at it?"
"Sorry, man. I don't do so well with Macs. It's a technallergy of mine."
"What? Do you break out in a rash or something?"
"Your mom breaks out in a rash."

technallergy by Danny Salamander June 11, 2009

TECHPLOY 

( a verb) tec'ploi "utilize non-traditional means to secure employment in the technology industry with includes e-learning and real world experience. "-or- "to employ strategic technological advancements to surpass competitors in the same market."

The word was created by the PipeDreamers Foundation

Sarah TECHPLOYED her skills and knowledge in web development to land a coveted position at a prominent tech firm.

The startup TECHPLOYED innovative growth hacking techniques to quickly gain a competitive edge in the market.

He TECHPLOYED his self-taught programming expertise to successfully navigate the job market and secure a fulfilling tech role.

The company TECHPLOYED advanced data analytics to optimize their operations and outperform competitors.

She decided to TECHPLOY her entrepreneurial spirit by leveraging technology to establish her own tech startup.

They TECHPLOYED digital marketing strategies to reach a wider audience and generate substantial leads.

The organization plans to TECHPLOY artificial intelligence to automate repetitive tasks and increase efficiency.

The team TECHPLOYED agile development methodologies to streamline their workflow and deliver projects faster.

By TECHPLOYING emerging technologies, the company aims to stay ahead of the competition and drive innovation.

The entrepreneur TECHPLOYED a creative growth hack to disrupt the market and capture the attention of potential customers.

TECHPLOY by Tech Kanye July 7, 2023