Techiality

A humorous, fictional concept describing the imagined awkwardness of showing affection toward artificial intelligence—analogous to bestiality only in linguistic structure, not in biology, ethics, consent, or reality.

Used satirically to mock how people anthropomorphize technology and then jokingly question the social implications of interacting warmly with non-human software.

“I thanked my AI assistant and my friend joked that I was committing techiality.”

Techiality by SecretCog December 28, 2025

Technicality Whore 

An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.

Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."

Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.

Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.

Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."

"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."

A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"

Technicality Whore by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010

Technicality 

1: Any detail an individual person cannot remember or does not wish to take into account.
2: A small detail, especially legal or related to rules, that NOBODY remembers or cares about unless they can abuse it for something.

1: That's just a technicality! -anyone on the wrong side of an argument
2: Did you hear they let that mass-murderer off on a technicality?

Heard it!? I'm skipping town because of it!

Technicality by WolfsTrinity June 11, 2014

Mechiality 

A strange alteration of beastiality for having sex with a cars exhaust pipe

Dude what the hell are you doing to my car?

oh relax man it's just a bit of Mechiality!!

Mechiality by neosachiel July 24, 2009

technicality 

used as an expression when one defies anything ordinary.

When playing billiards, Adopto Boy, scratches the ball on the break, so he calls technicality and gets a redo.

technicality by superhero villian August 10, 2009

Technalite 

An amazing guy, who is very intelligent and a very caring person. He is very modest and puts others before him. He is very nice when it comes to plagiarism removal and is an expert at removing plagiarism. He is one of the greatest writers you'll ever encounter, and is the definition of the a great plagiarism remover.

Technalite is good at plagiarism Removal

Technalite by Tecnalite November 23, 2021

a boston technicality 

when one is on the path to spiritual ascension and they accidentally engage in emotionally or physically intimate act (s) thus impeding their spiritual ascent

babe, it was only a boston technicality

what happens in boston, stays in boston, except for a boston technicality that shit stays with you

I was almost a wizard but then I went travelling and encountered a boston technicality

a boston technicality by bostonbaby222 July 13, 2022