Teatui

Maori translation in English is a term for masturbation.

Chur, g2g have a mean Teatui over you mum.

by NZBoris November 11, 2013

Teaquila

A word used when you agree with someone.

Someone: Mileyend is better than Ariola
Me: Teaquila sis!

by Mutant_ July 15, 2021

long dark teatime of the soul

A sensation of an emotional void and pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, and the sensation of the impending Monday.
Coined by Douglas Adams in his 1982 book "Life, the Universe and Everything", and serving as the title for another of his books in 1988.
Synonymous with The Glenroes, and when exacerbated by a hangover - with the Sunday Scaries.

"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul."

- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything.

by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019

pepelaugh teatime

You use this combo when somebody dosnt realize the obvious

Person 1: Bro what even is that?
Person 2: Pepelaugh TeaTime oh no no

by Pepelaugh TeaTime November 8, 2020

teating

Sucking on a woman's teats.

1. I'd love to be teating on those.
2. During Halloween: I'm going trick or teating at Amy's.

by figman October 31, 2013

gift-teating

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.

Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.

by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006

long dark teatime of the soul

Spiritual and physical void found at the centre of the Sunday Weekly Galaxy in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams. Used as the title of Adams's second Dirk Gently novel. At its worst in boarding school. Trust me.

Sorry, but between that crappy lunch and the next crappy dinner, I'm currently experiencing a long dark teatime of the soul.

by Fearman October 30, 2007