Tearettes Syndrome

A non-curable syndrome were a person will without warning break into tears. This syndrome is passed by parents and is more common in women.

It is known as the cousin of tourettes syndrome

Guy: So how did you like the movie babe?
Girl: It was the sweetest movie ive ever seen! BOOOO-HOOO
Guy: Honey i think your tearettes syndrome is flaring up again.

Tearettes Syndrome by Scat on me plz (on xbox) December 18, 2008

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome

To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.

Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS

A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.

He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?

She: I'm an accountant

He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you

She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS

Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS by Cherryaa November 10, 2011

Drunk text tourettes syndrome 

When you have zero control over the text messages that you are sending. And you continue to text with no response stating all kinds of ridiculous things to the person. Do to your inebriated state. And typically in the morning you have zero recollection of saying the things you did.

"Hi! I'm an astronaut". " You tool you are not responding to me" " You want to have intercourse.??" Still no response"??? "I hate you". "I love you". Next morning... Hi!! I appologize I have drunk text tourettes syndrome and I have zero control over what i say or do.

Drunk text tourettes syndrome by oh!hi!girl February 1, 2012

Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Involuntaris Version 

Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Version - is by far the most serious rendering the carrier almost totally insane. Main symptoms are involuntary body movements and uncontrollable verbage. These always include socially inappropriate words and phrases - coprolalia-moonanis.

" I went to Hungary in July and still had the horn at Christmas" -
"Phwoar look at that bird over there.... horn"
"Would you like a cup of tea? one lump or two?"

Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Involuntaris Version by Corva December 15, 2004

Youtube Tourettes Syndrome 

Youtube Tourettes Syndrome is a relatively new disorder that has sprung up across social network websites recently...Those afflicted with this syndrome will incessantly post random youtube videos of crappy old songs one after another causing newsfeed constipation...At this time there is no known cure, you can only hide these users from your newsfeeds and hope that one day the symptoms will subside.

Chris "Fuck I had to scroll through five pages of (named changed to protect privacy) posting Pearl Jam & Beck Youtube videos"
Sabrina "Sounds like he must have Youtube Tourettes Syndrome"

Youtube Tourettes Syndrome by Worldfamouschris September 10, 2011

Music Tourettes Syndrome 

Someone with Music Tourettes Syndrome (MTS) Is usually someone who has mass amounts of music, which is necessary for the constant changing of songs.

If you find yourself in a car or listening to music with someone with MTS, its best to not get too involved in listening to a song, because within the first 30 seconds or so, they will change the song. Its all about the constant turn over of songs, they seem to lack the will, patience, or attention span to actually listen to the entirety of a song.

Ted selects "Losing My Religion - REM" on his iPod.

30 seconds later, Ted changes the song.

Stacy: "Hey! I like that song..."

Ted: "Uh huh..." *Scrolls through iPod for next song.*

Stacy: D:<

Ted has some serious Music Tourettes Syndrome.

Music Tourettes Syndrome by VeSlapsYou January 11, 2012