Tateout

To be convicted and jailed because you gave the law vital incrminating information when you ordered takeout

... and then he put the photo with pizza boxes of a certain area on Instagram and got himself arrested in a glorious tateout.

by Alphalegion January 16, 2023

tinder takeout

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house

Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!

by Kevin Gnapoor, Badass MC February 12, 2017

Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

tapeout

The reason electrical engineers cannot get laid, yet are still F*cked.

-So why aren't Kyle and Joseph partying tonight?
-They are pulling consecutive all nighters working on tapeout.

by yz4hz July 28, 2011

tareout

A "tareout" (sic) is a form of verbal bullshit, in the form of rhymes, or "bars" from complete cunts who buy their best clothes at Tesco, usually into a microphone and unfortunately recorded onto a computer and then uploaded to the internet to be laughed at by those whose IQ exceeds a gatepost. Tareouts are usually themed about whatever is distressing the complete cunt, i.e. USH, got no weed, got my mother pregnant, and I'm too good for arena 2.

Oi oi! MC Benzo. Listen to my tareout, spent agest on this. (99% of viewers "Christ not again", the other 1% "Yeah, bruv this is sick. better than the music"

by MC ROOM 3 February 26, 2018

Chinese Takeout

Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.

I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.

by rusty okie July 18, 2006

Road Takeout

Eating a girl out while she is driving. A difficult feat, yet possible with lots of maneuvering.

Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.

by kr1574 July 1, 2009