tareout 

A "tareout" (sic) is a form of verbal bullshit, in the form of rhymes, or "bars" from complete cunts who buy their best clothes at Tesco, usually into a microphone and unfortunately recorded onto a computer and then uploaded to the internet to be laughed at by those whose IQ exceeds a gatepost. Tareouts are usually themed about whatever is distressing the complete cunt, i.e. USH, got no weed, got my mother pregnant, and I'm too good for arena 2.

Oi oi! MC Benzo. Listen to my tareout, spent agest on this. (99% of viewers "Christ not again", the other 1% "Yeah, bruv this is sick. better than the music"

tareout by MC ROOM 3 February 26, 2018

tinder takeout 

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house

Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!

tinder takeout by Kevin Gnapoor, Badass MC February 12, 2017

Stoners takeout 

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

Stoners takeout by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

tapeout 

The reason electrical engineers cannot get laid, yet are still F*cked.

-So why aren't Kyle and Joseph partying tonight?
-They are pulling consecutive all nighters working on tapeout.

tapeout by yz4hz July 28, 2011

Chinese Takeout 

Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.

I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.

Chinese Takeout by rusty okie July 18, 2006

tardout 

to freak out or sudenly do something clumsy, silly or stupid.

don't tardout over this man. its not a big deal.

tardout by darkmugan June 1, 2005

Road Takeout 

Eating a girl out while she is driving. A difficult feat, yet possible with lots of maneuvering.

Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.

Road Takeout by kr1574 July 1, 2009