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A "tareout" (sic) is a form of verbal bullshit, in the form of rhymes, or "bars" from complete cunts who buy their best clothes at Tesco, usually into a microphone and unfortunately recorded onto a computer and then uploaded to the internet to be laughed at by those whose IQ exceeds a gatepost. Tareouts are usually themed about whatever is distressing the complete cunt, i.e. USH, got no weed, got my mother pregnant, and I'm too good for arena 2.
Oi oi! MC Benzo. Listen to my tareout, spent agest on this. (99% of viewers "Christ not again", the other 1% "Yeah, bruv this is sick. better than the music"
tareout by MC ROOM 3 February 26, 2018
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tinder takeout 

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house
Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!

Stoners takeout 

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out
Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!
Stoners takeout by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015
The reason electrical engineers cannot get laid, yet are still F*cked.
-So why aren't Kyle and Joseph partying tonight?
-They are pulling consecutive all nighters working on tapeout.
tapeout by yz4hz July 28, 2011

Chinese Takeout 

Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.
I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.
Chinese Takeout by rusty okie July 18, 2006
to freak out or sudenly do something clumsy, silly or stupid.
don't tardout over this man. its not a big deal.
tardout by darkmugan June 1, 2005

Road Takeout 

Eating a girl out while she is driving. A difficult feat, yet possible with lots of maneuvering.
Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.
Road Takeout by kr1574 July 1, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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