Tarpid. 

The mixture of Toopid and Tarded.

You're so Tarpid.

Tarpid. by Jigners July 1, 2009

Talahassee Tarpit 

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.

Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year

Talahassee Tarpit by foxay111 February 17, 2015

human tarpit 

Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.

A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.

human tarpit by grok February 18, 2013

tarped 

A misspelling of the word "trapped", often used in online RPG-games. This occurs when the player can't move in any direction, mostly because objects or other players are blocking his way.

A: Haha, look at that guy. He's totally cornered.
B: OMG, tarped.

tarped by Luzodar February 8, 2008

tapid 

Afrikaans word for someone that is stupid/daft

“Is jy fokken tapid, doos?”
Translated would be

“Are you daft, my good sir?”

tapid by Eh43521 April 19, 2018

torpid 

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

torpid by Jesus January 17, 2003

tarped 

A specialized injury found often in baseball parks. As the tarp is run out over the field to protect the surface from rain, one of the team trips (or loses a leg), and is covered by the tarp.

Where's Walt?

I don't know. He was just here. What's that bump over there?

Dude. Walt got tarped.

tarped by PsychoPuppyDad July 31, 2010