Tarpid. 

The mixture of Toopid and Tarded.

You're so Tarpid.

Tarpid. by Jigners July 1, 2009

Talahassee Tarpit 

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.

Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year

Talahassee Tarpit by foxay111 February 17, 2015

human tarpit 

Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.

A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.

human tarpit by grok February 18, 2013

tarped 

A misspelling of the word "trapped", often used in online RPG-games. This occurs when the player can't move in any direction, mostly because objects or other players are blocking his way.

A: Haha, look at that guy. He's totally cornered.
B: OMG, tarped.

tarped by Luzodar February 8, 2008

tarpinated 

When a guy pelvic thrusts an unwilling girl.

Nick just tarpinated that girl.

tarpinated by Milks February 2, 2005

Tarping

The act of being ejaculated on, while wearing a rain poncho, or equivalent (e.g. garbage bag) by a group of masturbating men.

"I'm planning on checking out the Sunday night hentai show at the porno theatre, so I'm bringing a poncho. Let the tarping begin!"

OR:

"Sounds like it's raining."
"No, that's just those pervs tarping that old lady."

Tarping by SkeezyMike August 19, 2013

Toilet Tarping

To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!

Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"

Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."

Toilet Tarping by Freees4224 June 28, 2009