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Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.
Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019
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Tarrible 

A pronunciation of the word terrible, as used by Charles Barkley during half time shows of NBA games.

Meant to indicate a situation, practice, thing, or event that is not going well, and is beyond terrible.
"That game play was tarrible"

"Damn dude, this food tastes tarrible"
Tarrible by reystone April 22, 2010

terridtimes 

terridtimes means when things go wrong
person 1: ahhh my fish died this weekend
person 2: terridtimes
terridtimes by Josieeeecooops February 23, 2009

King Trump the Tarrific

Another apt nickname for the barely elected human wrecking ball, the 45th President of the United States.
In his largely distorted, psychotic view of his role in the world, King Trump the Tarrific is righting all of the long-standing economic wrongs by punitively damaging all players via poorly thought out tariffs, largely to show that he can wield power over everyone.
Description of HELL

Overwhelmingly hot and/or humid
The torrid pits of hell awaiteth the sinner, if he so choose to believeth in it
torrid by larstait October 12, 2003
As bad as it becomes; the worst possible; a way of describing a negative event; amalgamation of terrible and horrid.
Your face is terrid.
Terrid by Jim "Superstarette" Bean November 10, 2006
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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