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Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.
Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019
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Tarrible 

A pronunciation of the word terrible, as used by Charles Barkley during half time shows of NBA games.

Meant to indicate a situation, practice, thing, or event that is not going well, and is beyond terrible.
"That game play was tarrible"

"Damn dude, this food tastes tarrible"
Tarrible by reystone April 22, 2010

terridtimes 

terridtimes means when things go wrong
person 1: ahhh my fish died this weekend
person 2: terridtimes
terridtimes by Josieeeecooops February 23, 2009

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Description of HELL

Overwhelmingly hot and/or humid
The torrid pits of hell awaiteth the sinner, if he so choose to believeth in it
torrid by larstait October 12, 2003
As bad as it becomes; the worst possible; a way of describing a negative event; amalgamation of terrible and horrid.
Your face is terrid.
Terrid by Jim "Superstarette" Bean November 10, 2006