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That one friend that doesn't get it.
Don't put your cat in the microwave you toopid!
Toopid by 1234567guy February 3, 2020
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Stupid without the s and my favorite way to say it to someone
Toopid by rightrightrite January 28, 2020

toopid woopid 

1. meaning "stupid" but in a non- offensive way, jokingly.
2. Random word said randomly when having bubbly moments.
Use #1: Hehehe you 'lil toopid woopid.
Use #2: Hahaha, i'm blonde, hahaha i love cute little flowers and butterflies. Hahaha toopid woopid!!!! toopid woopid!!!! toopid woopid!!!!
toopid woopid by maxichic March 4, 2006
When an idiot calls their own kind stupid, they end up twisting the pronunciation to thoopid.
Jayden "Idiot 1" Hyun: "Thomas, isn't blood blue? Thought I saw the shit on Reddit.
Lucas "Idiot 2" Perez: "You thoopid? It's fucking black, you halfwit.
Brent "Smart Ass" Young: " The hell..it's red! It's freakin' red!"
thoopid by b0p December 28, 2018
often omitted in elementary and high school science courses because of its controversial origins, toolidity is a unit of measurement that, through the systematic application of a toolometer, accurately reflects to what degree a particular human being is a tool. Measured in degrees of T (°T), most individuals inherit a relatively safe and healthy range of toolidity – anywhere between 0-10°T. It is impossible to register less than 0 °T. While it is very common for people, especially teenagers, to vacillate drastically on the toolidity scale, only when one consistently has a toolidity of 37.8°T should he or she be considered to “live in a toolbox.” On such rare occasions, tools should seek counsel with qualified toolologists. The most impressive example of toolidity on record is 120.42°T, but toolologists have postulated that there is, indeed, no end to the level of toolidity.
"Father, Father," cried Jonny, "my lab partner from Biology class, Tom, told me about this cool new thing called a Snuggie...can I get one?" Satirically, the father replied, "God, no! Have you any idea the effect that would have on this household's toolidity?"
Toolidity by Doc Mullady March 30, 2009

TorpidTwisterz 

The best Rocket League player in existence.
TorpidTwisterz ~ WHAT AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND YOU ARE!
TorpidTwisterz by SYNT June 13, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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