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It's a tarp 

A phrase based on a misspelling of "It's a trap" a phrase and meme said by Ackbar in Star Wars Episode VI. It is popularly used sarcastically on message boards and chan sites.
/b/tard 1: It's a trap!

/b/tard 2: No! It's a tarp!

Talahassee Tarpit 

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.
Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year
Talahassee Tarpit by foxay111 February 17, 2015

human tarpit 

Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.
A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.
human tarpit by grok February 18, 2013
Red-Bull Wine in a red bull can. Preferably Charles Shaw's vintage Pinot Grig. However, if desperate you can use a red wine.
Raw: Hey man, want a mondo tarpitt.
Box: Yeah, I'm not a poser.
Raw: Cool.
Tarpitt by rawdog September 29, 2012
when your ass wont seem to come clean after a nasty poop.
brad: wtf took you so long?
eric: sorry was taking a shit and got stuck in a tar pit.
tar pit by shazbanaut July 4, 2010
When females wipe there butt towards their Vagina. Thus creating a Tarpit.
"Man, I think Christy gave herself a tarpit"
tarpit by Massivo December 12, 2004