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Tarp it

To kill yourself. Taken from the thought that doing it on a tarp makes it easier to clean up
Jose hates him life. I think he is going to tarp it.
by heathen at frightfan October 31, 2009
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It's a tarp

A phrase based on a misspelling of "It's a trap" a phrase and meme said by Ackbar in Star Wars Episode VI. It is popularly used sarcastically on message boards and chan sites.
/b/tard 1: It's a trap!

/b/tard 2: No! It's a tarp!
by Wreaker of Havoc May 20, 2009
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Talahassee Tarpit

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.
Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year
by foxay111 February 17, 2015
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human tarpit

Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.
A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.
by grok February 18, 2013
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Tarpitt

Red-Bull Wine in a red bull can. Preferably Charles Shaw's vintage Pinot Grig. However, if desperate you can use a red wine.
Raw: Hey man, want a mondo tarpitt.
Box: Yeah, I'm not a poser.
Raw: Cool.
by rawdog September 29, 2012
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tar pit

when your ass wont seem to come clean after a nasty poop.
brad: wtf took you so long?
eric: sorry was taking a shit and got stuck in a tar pit.
by shazbanaut July 4, 2010
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tarpit

When females wipe there butt towards their Vagina. Thus creating a Tarpit.
"Man, I think Christy gave herself a tarpit"
by Massivo December 12, 2004
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