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The type of guy that cannot pick a good hairstyle. One day he looks like pitbull in 2001 and on the other day he looks like he just picked up the first wig he could find at the circus. It is rumoured that the more hair he has on his head the less his brain can function properly. A huge problem with Tariks hair is that it can intercept connection to wifi leading to technical difficulties on regular occasions.
Economics Teacher: TARIK ! WHERE IS YOUR EXTENDED ESSAY!
Tarik: Sorry, I had some technical difficulties, but don't worry, I'm getting a nice haircut today.

Tarik turns up to school the next day looking like broccoli.
Tarik ! by aasurbandictionary2020 September 19, 2019
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Tarik is a really pretty and outgoing person

this name is common in Bosnia and Herzegovina and in Arab means star that pulls in the right direction

Guys with this name are kind and helpful, they have great sense of humour and love to meet new people
Me: Hi Tarik, happy birthday and I love you so much <3
Tarik by sajs1 May 8, 2020
A super cool, intelligent, friendly dude. Who always likes to play jokes and games. Can be serious at times, but you are lucky to have him as your number 1 friend. Very athletic and plays basket ball alot... Oh. and the best looking guy I ever seen!
boy 1: Who's that dude on the bus?

boy 2: I don't know, but I heard he loves basketball
boy 1: Oh maybe he is like a Tarik! I gotta make him my #1 friend!!
Tarik by zman1111 January 18, 2011
The Qur'an names the morning star ṭārik and describes it as the shining star that leads the way.
Not so smart lost guy: Where am I?

Smart lost guy: How the hell am I supposed to know?

Not so smart lost guy: Well how do I get home?

Smart lost guy: Just follow Tarik that's what I'm doing!
Tarik by dat bull February 3, 2010
Alasdairs moms lover
girl: Have you seen tarik

Alasdair: hes with my mom
Tarik by Jackiswrong69 January 17, 2022
Also known as the missile
That man Tarik is a missile
Tarik by MANLIK3T February 8, 2020
People named Tarik have huge cocks and are well known to make bala. Someone called Tarik will take your girl in a matter of seconds without even uttering a simple word. Tarik’s are usually seen with multiple girls at once or making money
Samantha: Tarik is so attractive i wanna hold his cock
Tarik by tkay307 April 5, 2023
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