3 definitions by aasurbandictionary2020
The type of guy that cannot pick a good hairstyle. One day he looks like pitbull in 2001 and on the other day he looks like he just picked up the first wig he could find at the circus. It is rumoured that the more hair he has on his head the less his brain can function properly. A huge problem with Tariks hair is that it can intercept connection to wifi leading to technical difficulties on regular occasions.
Economics Teacher: TARIK ! WHERE IS YOUR EXTENDED ESSAY!
Tarik: Sorry, I had some technical difficulties, but don't worry, I'm getting a nice haircut today.
Tarik turns up to school the next day looking like broccoli.
Tarik: Sorry, I had some technical difficulties, but don't worry, I'm getting a nice haircut today.
Tarik turns up to school the next day looking like broccoli.
by aasurbandictionary2020 September 19, 2019
A sweetheart and a gentleman with a massive 8-inch cock. Nevertheless, he is an absolute fucking idiot. Yoav is that one guy at school who you don't call by his first name, you just say "Hey idiot." Yoav is special though, he sees stuff that we cannot see. Sometimes he stares at a wall and becomes a philosopher and even sometimes, he looks at the mirror and sees Arnold Schwarzenegger. Although Yoav may seem superhuman, which he is, he does have two major flaws. One is rolling his rs and the other is eating fruit and vegetables. Fruit and vegetables in a 2-meter radius could damage Yoavs last remaining brain cells indicating the end of humanity.
Protect him at all costs.
Protect him at all costs.
Mother of the patient. Is everything okay with my son?
Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your son has been diagnosed with Yoavitis.
Mother of the patient: Yoav ! why are you such a fucking idiot?
Yoav: Thank you very much!
Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your son has been diagnosed with Yoavitis.
Mother of the patient: Yoav ! why are you such a fucking idiot?
Yoav: Thank you very much!
by aasurbandictionary2020 September 19, 2019
The first human that defies Darwin's Theory of Evolution. It seems that every time you see him he just devolves and becomes as intelligent as an ape. It does explain why he eats so many bananas. Paul may lack in his mental capabilities but makes up for it with his muscular physique. Unfortunately, pounding your chest and screaming ridiculous noises is no longer an effective way to assert dominance in the modern world.
Literally anyone: Paul why are you eating so many bananas
Paul !: (Pounds His chest) (Monkey Noises Intensify)
Paul !: (Pounds His chest) (Monkey Noises Intensify)
by aasurbandictionary2020 September 19, 2019