Tardmonger
Tardmonger by AJeanM February 10, 2008
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Turdmongler
Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)
1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap
1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap
Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.
Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?
Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!
Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.
Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.
Tucker: So what about Jonathan?
Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.
Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?
Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!
Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.
Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.
Tucker: So what about Jonathan?
Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.
Turdmongler by Jerickson September 2, 2009
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