Tardcast

An Internet-based communication of surpassing ineptitude, banal humor, and / or obvious ignorance.

Have you seen Glenn's blog? Yeah, I saw his tardcast.

by CountReno May 12, 2010

tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

by Zephyr May 4, 2004

Tardmaster

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.

"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"

by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006

Tadcaster Grammer School

Where the big alpha male Ethan Nye gets nonced on

Tadcaster Grammer School is a stage 5 brain cancer with a tumor the size of a basketball

by ethanenye69 October 17, 2019

tadcaster

The best town in the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
Its in the middle of York and Leeds.
John smiths lager is made there :)

im going to tadcaster today......

by Innitmush April 13, 2008

Tardcase

When you want to sound (ironically) stupid over text so you spam the shift key as you type to get a random assortment of capital and lowercase letters.

This is very common when someone doesn’t have an good argument during a debate over the internet, so they resort to mocking using the format described.

Chad: Imagine watching all the socialist dictatorships fail, killing between 100 and 200 million people, being left with Cuba, North Korea, and Venezuela, and still thinking there's a chance.

SoyBoy: vEnEzUeLa

Chad: You think putting socialism's most recent disaster in tardcase is an argument?

by Free_ICE_kids November 7, 2021