tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

by Zephyr May 4, 2004

tardtanic

when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub

"don't touch me tardtanic!"

by bigtall March 23, 2008

Tamtastic

Similar to Fantastic, it is said to be a true honour when used in compliment to a person who's person can be abbreviated to Tam.

Yes Tam, I do think you are Tamtastic.

by Jethro123456789 January 13, 2009

tramtastic

A word introduced by Universal Studios and Jimmy Fallon that is a combination word of the two words "tram" being the vehicles used to transport people on the Studio Tours Ride in the Universal Studios amusement parks and the word "fantastic"

" Have a TRAMTASTIC day!
Have a TRAMTASTIC night!

Just watch your step

As you exit the tram

And everything will be alright!"

by idgaf_andstuff August 5, 2014

turdtastic

Fantastic, and to do with turd, or poo.

On being late for an important meeting:

"Please forgive me, I was having a turdtastic time with my 14 year old daughter and lost all track of time."

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

TurdTesticle

In the act of plowing a women in the anal region, one then attempts to pull out, thus causing feces to come shooting out on to ones testicles.

I was fucking this bitch in the ass and when i pulled out, there on my ball sack was a TurdTesticle.

by Tc1-gerry-GPill-o-Pedalfoot May 16, 2010

Rapey Taptastic

When an individual is so undeniably raggable, you would tap them within an inch of their life, more than likely dislocating their jaw and breaking a limb or 2 in the process, before beasting every orifice into a bloody crescendo of delight ...Who said romance was dead? Make way for the necrophilliacs

You're proper rapey taptastic; I want to taste your insides on the outside

by iBane June 18, 2011