Tardbus 

1. Noun:

The name given to a bus that is specifically disigned for the transportation of retarded people.

2. Noun:
The name used by people who have acheived legendary status in their own way.

Jack: Hey check out that Tardbus driving by.
Phill: Awesome! I haven't seen one of those in a while!

Donny: dude your such a Tardbus!
Frank: Aww thanks man!

Tardbus by Tardbus_edition April 13, 2010

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020

Niggy Tardust 

Grippo King, philosopher, and artist.
Downright to the marrow, he’s the arrow through the heartless.
Sunlight in the afternoon, his shadow travels furthest.
Woven through the heart of doom, he’s bursting through the surface.
Hardly nervous, suffice to say, he understands his purpose: Threshold King of everything, a comical absurdist.
Sometimes when he talks he sings, yet keeps his high notes wordless.

When I say Niggy, you say nuthin. Niggy Tardust.

Niggy Tardust by Toussaint May 25, 2008

tardbasket 

one who posseses a mental deficiency so great that it can only be measured by the combined disability of many retarded people

Goddamit man, when did you get to be such a tardbasket?

tardbasket by Hansome B Wonderfull December 23, 2003

TardBucket

A term used for the most sutpid peope whos IQ is acttually lower than that of a bucket

Dylan forgot to put the dog in his cage what a tardbucket

TardBucket by Zac aka Lord Walla Walla January 17, 2007

Asshat Tardbucket 

is when a person is obviously wrong, yet refuse to accept any answer you give them despite the answer being correct. They tend to argue with you upon being corrected, and pushes you closer and closer to murder in the first degree.

"No dude, I have played Mario games on the PS2" ~AHTB

"No dude, they never made it for PS2 you Asshat Tardbucket" ~Me

Asshat Tardbucket by dwillzit November 20, 2009

Tardfuscate 

When one takes a simple idea and, due to his confused state of mind or mental deficiency, writes or says it in a way that is almost completely unintelligible.

"Sorry I'm 3 hours late to your wedding, but Uncle Herman completely tardfuscated the directions."

Tardfuscate by infinitemonkey October 1, 2009