tardburglar

This is what happens when you're enjoying a leisurely RayBurr at work, and the cleaning tard tries to open the stall door. I guess he needs to put some more toilet paper in the RayBurr stall, that conscientious tard-prick. But thanks to him, I'm no longer in the mood to relish my RayBurr, so I finish up and head for the hizzous.

"I was having one of my best RayBurrs in several weeks, when the janitor-tard tries to open the stall door. I guess seeing my legs showing underneath the stall was not enough of a clue for the guy. Damn tardburglar!!!

tardburglar by The Guvna September 18, 2003

turdburgler 

One who can't spell turdburglar.

Public education produces many turdburglers.

turdburgler by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008

turdburglar 

1. an annoying person who rudely interrupts you while taking a dump by either knocking on the stall door or attempting to open it.

2. a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or asspirate.

1. "I was trying to drop a deuce at McDonald's when some turdburglar walked in a opened the door on me."

2. "Sebastian has been in so many assholes he should change his name to Tommy Turdburglar."

turdburglar by Shockey86 January 28, 2005

turdburgular 

An animal, usually a dog, that "steals" a turd out of a cat's litter box . After this it eats it in all it's glory in another area of the home, resulting in bad breath, or "poop breath" and a big toothy grin.

"Wow, your dog's a turdburgular. He's chowin' on a huge turd from the catbox!"

turdburgular by Jason Schwagner June 28, 2006

Northern Turdburgler 

Northern Turdburglers are a group of small to medium sized brown colored birds with most species being found in the Old World, New Jersey, and West Virgina. The group is treated either as a single family, Dukeieous Maximus or as a suborder Flyingousdoodooeatious. There are roughly 2 species of Turdburgler. All have fat heads, scooped bills, short legs, and a terrible sense of smell. Non-coincidentally Northern Turdburglers smell like shit, this is mainly due to their preferred diet of pure human excrement. A nocturnal creature Turdburglers can be spotted diving into sewer systems scooping up dung for their young. Northern Turdburglers reproduce every 36 hours and lay their eggs in piles of human poo-poo as to for nobody will mess with dey babies. The Northern Turdburgler has an expected life span of approximately 2 to 6 weeks and smells very bad.

That bird has shit all over it; it must be a Great Northern Turdburgler.

Northern Turdburgler by Chris Burgiles P.H.D. February 16, 2010

turdburgler 

A person who, unknowingly, tries to open the door of an occupied bathroom stall.

I was taking in the middle of a nice shit when a turdburgler scared me.

turdburgler by HyperRon March 27, 2003

turdburgler 

One who burgles turds.

You turdburgler.

turdburgler by Chronodin June 6, 2003