is when a person is obviously wrong, yet refuse to accept any answer you give them despite the answer being correct. They tend to argue with you upon being corrected, and pushes you closer and closer to murder in the first degree.
"No dude, I have played Mario games on the PS2" ~AHTB
"No dude, they never made it for PS2 you Asshat Tardbucket" ~Me
A tardnuckle is a hybrid of someone who acts retarded, and a knucklehead. Usually someone who enjoys playing retarded for fun and looks like a vacuous goon doing so.
Mike "I'm totally going to act full retard at the party. "
John "You would because you're such a tardnuckle."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.