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tap a kidney

Man, I really gotta tap a kidney.
tap a kidney by Genku July 29, 2003

tap a harry 

To ask a person of legal age to buy alcohol. Commonly used in the area of Worcester, Massachusetts in the 70's. "Harry" was often a junkie who attempted to run out the back door of the packie with the money.
"We went to the packie to tap a harry"
tap a harry by John.F.Murphy March 15, 2008

tap a kidney

give me a sec, I have to go tap a kidney.
tap a kidney by a February 18, 2007

tap a milf 

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.
I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.
tap a milf by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

tap a well 

inserting your penis into a virgins vagaina or bum.
i taped her well last night. god i love virgins
tap a well by prince pwnage March 28, 2004

tap a well 

Take a leek. pee...drain the lizzard
well im off to go tap a well
tap a well by wang March 24, 2004
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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