wang's definitions

television

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."

by Wang April 25, 2005

great whatsit

From the classic Mike Hammer film noir Kiss Me Deadly, it refers to a nebulous but potentially devastating threat that consumes a private detective or an entire nation. Much of its terror comes by way of implication. Examples include the communists of the 1950s, the One Ring and Weapons of Mass Destruction.

"Why is there no apostrophe in the great whatsit," the student asked.
"Don't ask stupid questions," the professor replied. "Its existence is simply a fact."

by Wang April 25, 2005

sailing

A Euphemism for smoking marijuana in ithaca.

Yo, trevor and I went sailing on the 420 boat.

by wang July 13, 2004

lope

a cigarette, referring to sitting around having a cigarette.

Smoked my last lope bitch.

by wang August 14, 2004

LlamaGuy

Creator and admin of the place that doesn't exist. Due to his popularity and authority over there, he tends to get lots of suck-ups (see: the other definition)

Damn it LlamaGuy, even when 90% of the people were against it you STILL turned it into PUBLIClinks.

by Wang September 11, 2004

Helotes

The best suburb on the outskirts of San Antonio. The first and true h-town. Known for its population of cows and white people.

Wow, you are so lucky to live in Helotes. It is right at the edge of the best city in Texas, San Antonio.

by Wang May 13, 2005

party boy

Party Boy is when two or more males run up to someone of either sex and proceed to dry hump the target while screaming "Party Boy!" and throwing their arms up in the air.

1. This dude was being a dickweed and so we found him after school and party boy-ed him silly.

by Wang May 13, 2005