Definitions by wang

Helotes 

The best suburb on the outskirts of San Antonio. The first and true h-town. Known for its population of cows and white people.

Wow, you are so lucky to live in Helotes. It is right at the edge of the best city in Texas, San Antonio.

Helotes by Wang May 13, 2005

party boy 

Party Boy is when two or more males run up to someone of either sex and proceed to dry hump the target while screaming "Party Boy!" and throwing their arms up in the air.

1. This dude was being a dickweed and so we found him after school and party boy-ed him silly.

party boy by Wang May 13, 2005

television 

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."

television by Wang April 25, 2005

great whatsit 

From the classic Mike Hammer film noir Kiss Me Deadly, it refers to a nebulous but potentially devastating threat that consumes a private detective or an entire nation. Much of its terror comes by way of implication. Examples include the communists of the 1950s, the One Ring and Weapons of Mass Destruction.

"Why is there no apostrophe in the great whatsit," the student asked.
"Don't ask stupid questions," the professor replied. "Its existence is simply a fact."

great whatsit by Wang April 25, 2005

Shep 

The man; aka LLL$ $hep

$hep is the man, he is the best

Shep by wang April 6, 2005

Quibley 

butt hair, anal pubes

The two guys shot eachother over who had the most quibleys

Quibley by Wang January 26, 2005

wang 

1. A common Chinese name
2. Penis

Wang has a small wang.

wang by wang October 24, 2004