wang's definitions

television

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."

by Wang April 25, 2005

great whatsit

From the classic Mike Hammer film noir Kiss Me Deadly, it refers to a nebulous but potentially devastating threat that consumes a private detective or an entire nation. Much of its terror comes by way of implication. Examples include the communists of the 1950s, the One Ring and Weapons of Mass Destruction.

"Why is there no apostrophe in the great whatsit," the student asked.
"Don't ask stupid questions," the professor replied. "Its existence is simply a fact."

by Wang April 25, 2005

tablescraps

When a begger needs food and results to eating table scraps.

Rich guy:im hungry lets grab a burger.
Poor Begger:no thanks its to much i'll take some table scraps though.

by Wang November 5, 2003

GsM)jU_

GsM loves t3h c0ck

mmmmm cock, right GsM? XD

by wang September 26, 2003

sailing

A Euphemism for smoking marijuana in ithaca.

Yo, trevor and I went sailing on the 420 boat.

by wang July 13, 2004

lope

a cigarette, referring to sitting around having a cigarette.

Smoked my last lope bitch.

by wang August 14, 2004

LlamaGuy

Creator and admin of the place that doesn't exist. Due to his popularity and authority over there, he tends to get lots of suck-ups (see: the other definition)

Damn it LlamaGuy, even when 90% of the people were against it you STILL turned it into PUBLIClinks.

by Wang September 11, 2004