wang's definitions

television

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."

by Wang April 25, 2005

modem sex

The act of connecting one computer to another through dialing up one modem to another.

I modem sexed your mom last night and we exchanged several gigs of binary code all night long.

by wang March 19, 2003

badilla

a stick used as an anal probe

he badillas himself for pleasure

by wang May 12, 2003

corn

Australian redneck or yobbo, typically involved in wearing flannel, watching footy and drinking cheap local beer. Often seen driving Holden commodores.

Awww mate look at that bloody corn

by Wang April 28, 2003

great whatsit

From the classic Mike Hammer film noir Kiss Me Deadly, it refers to a nebulous but potentially devastating threat that consumes a private detective or an entire nation. Much of its terror comes by way of implication. Examples include the communists of the 1950s, the One Ring and Weapons of Mass Destruction.

"Why is there no apostrophe in the great whatsit," the student asked.
"Don't ask stupid questions," the professor replied. "Its existence is simply a fact."

by Wang April 25, 2005

tablescraps

When a begger needs food and results to eating table scraps.

Rich guy:im hungry lets grab a burger.
Poor Begger:no thanks its to much i'll take some table scraps though.

by Wang November 5, 2003

Shep

The man; aka LLL$ $hep

$hep is the man, he is the best

by wang April 6, 2005