tanned 

To tan something is to give it a good welly! Could be vandalism or violence.

Hey Maw, am goin oot tae tan some phone boxes! After which the phone box has been tanned.

tanned by Kelly Coyle December 17, 2003

tanned 

punched up

that chavi got tanned

tanned by midgetpornenthusiast February 7, 2023

Tanned 

NO THIS DOESN'T MEAN BLACK. STOP MIXING MY SKIN COLOR UP!
When you're out in the sun almost daily and you get a nice slightly browner skin color

Annoying person: "OI YOU'RE A NIGGA!"
Me: "I'M TANNED NOT BLACK!"
Annoying person: "You're supposed to be white like the rest of us“
Me: "Ok wtf is this shit I don't get paid enough"

Tanned by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024

tanned wank 

masturbating, whilst tanned.

phil: "dayum matt, i just saw bucky having a tanned wank on the balcony"

matt: "that shit is not cool"

tanned wank by Oliver Hunt December 9, 2008

tanned as a badger 

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

tanned as a badger by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

Tanned Albert 

Dipping the end of ones penis into a large tub of fake tan. The desired result being an orange tip to an otherwise white shaft.

Have you heard what Jake has done to his lad ? he dipped it in a vat of st tropez, a propper Tanned Albert / Tangotip

Tanned Albert by zuggerpest October 15, 2018

tanned pooter

the smell from your vagina after tanning in a tanning bed. from sweating

"omg do you get a tanned pooter after you tan?"
"dude, when your girl gets back from the tanning beds, does she have a tanned pooter?"

tanned pooter by Qwak March 22, 2009