Definitions by gorpoglorp

Anabolomorph

The fourth male body type, an unnatural physique characterized by excessive muscle mass only attainable by abusing anabolic steroids, which is highly prized by looksmaxxers.

"Way too many anabolomorphs in this gym. You can practically smell the T dripping off the walls."

Anabolomorph by gorpoglorp October 28, 2026

Technazi 

A STEM sector entrepreneur or business owner who engages with tenets of the Nazi party, such as ultranationalism or eugenics, and uses Nazi symbolism or iconography.

Silicon Valley CEOs who sieg heil aren't just technofascists, they're technazis.

Technazi by gorpoglorp February 4, 2025

Bloodlust 

The state of being really horny during (usually the first few days of) one's period.

"I think I have bloodlust." "Oh... you want to kill people?" "No, my period came yesterday and now I reeeeeally want a bang."

Bloodlust by gorpoglorp October 10, 2023

Reproductive dysphoria 

A profound state of dissatisfaction or discomfort resulting from real or perceived reproductive capability (i.e. ability/inability to become pregnant or ability/inability to impregnate) not matching one's internal sense of identity. Can occur on its own, such as for childfree people, or be part of gender dysphoria and is made worse by bingoing or misgendering respectively.

"I've always known I never wanted to be a mother, but I hate that my body is capable of getting pregnant and wish it couldn't. I have reproductive dysphoria."
"I've always wanted to be a mother and carry a child, but I was born male and medical science hasn't caught up yet. I have reproductive dysphoria."

Reproductive dysphoria by gorpoglorp March 13, 2023

Cosmic miscalculite 

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

Cosmic miscalculite by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023

Fehu male

When you've run out of Greek letter males to parody, so you've switched to Futhark runes.

"Dude, what is he? An psi male? An ypsilon male? A mu male?"
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."

Fehu male by gorpoglorp October 10, 2022

/h 

Used like /s, but for indicating hyperbole/exaggeration, since, like sarcasm, it may not be detectable online without hearing a person speak.

It rained so hard yesterday, my entire block flooded and cruise ships were requesting passage through my back yard. /h

/h by gorpoglorp July 3, 2022