Tamong

An advanced slang term representing the C2.9 level of absolute, peak hatred. It describes a state of intense, unyielding detestation where you dislike someone or something so deeply that even their breathing or mere existence irritates you to your core. It is the ultimate stage of emotional loathing.

I used to just dislike him, but after what he did, I am straight up tamong right now. I can't even stand looking at his face.

Tamong by SlangMaster99 September 20, 2026

taming strange 

A throwback to the time of the "taming" of the wild American west, in whose various saloons prostitutes were often referred to as "strange," taming strange refers to engaging in the sexual conquest ("taming") of an unfamiliar ("strange") woman.

The term would certainly not be used when referring to one's own girlfriend, with whom we can logically conclude the man would have some degree of familiarity.

Your dick is gonna fall off if you keep taming strange without wrapping it up.

Taming strange is so much more stimulating than fucking the same person over and over again.

taming strange by Kingsburier January 8, 2016

tamone 

Tamone is a kindhearted ,fun ,intelligent and beautiful female. She is forgiving and helpful. Tamone is like a puzzle,very hard to understand. She easily falls in love .She is a social butterfly,she knows a lot of people.Tamone is crazy but humble .

Tamone is a kindhearted hunan being.

tamone by tae_bae June 7, 2018

Taong ombuds 

Prior to this definition: "taong ombuds" didn't really didn't made any sense, due to the lack of direct translation of "Ombudsman" (origin has Old Norse/Scandinavian roots) in Tagalog

1. noun, Singular
A rare, and new kind of Ombudsman of The Republic of The Philippines. This type of ombudsman does a 180° turn in a silly manner and deliberately goes against the primary mandate of his/her office. At first it looks like it's a joke of some sorts, but the fuckin clown is serious.

2. noun Singular
Someone who has one job, but spectacularly fails to do it

Bongga Go: Isa kang taong ombuds.
Sammy: Ano yun?
Bongga Go: Edi wala kang silbi.

Secretary ni Sammy: Malapit na ang bertdey ng taong ombuds.
Officemate ni Sammy: Madaming clown shoes sa Shopee. Yun na lang pa-bertdey natin sa kanya

Taong ombuds by Noynoying2012 September 28, 2020

Taming her tiger

When a woman trims her pubic hair.

When I opened the bathroom door Heather was in there taming her tiger.

Taming her tiger by Barkovi November 18, 2011

taming the bear

taking a piss with a boner

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.

taming the bear by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014

Unicorn Taming 

A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare creature only found on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood, they have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only person who can actually tame a unicorn is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their potential masters with their horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases in which taming has been successful and all of which refuse to discuss what happened. Some day we will be able to discover the great secret but until than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn to tame because they are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...

k- Did you know only female virgins can tame a unicorn?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =]
c- Okay where should we start?

Unicorn Taming by KentuckyChick =] December 17, 2010