A person devoted to the darkness in life. He knows only a few emotions and likes to roast people in the most conspicuous ways. He likes to write stories and is often associated with witchcraft and sorcery. Some believe he can open dimensions to other worlds. He is also believed to have a cold heart, but isn't evil. He wants to understand the situation before making judgements, and fights for the rights of people.
Tamoghno Dutta? Isn't he the one who decided to blow up the 'AndromedaGalaxy'? What!? He actually did it!?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.