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Tamalpais 

1. A mountain in West Marin named by the Miwok Indians. Often populated with hardcore mountain-bikers and yuppie families of hikers.

2. A public high school in Mill Valley. Known for its college-like campus (including famous clock tower), student-run drama program and award-winning film program. Almost all Tam students, at one point in time, smoke weed and drink. Probably both, but then half the teachers do it with us.
Worse than Redwood at football, better at everything else.
The only reason anyone goes to Redwood is that they're afraid of what little diversity Tamalpais H.S. provides
Tamalpais by yareli October 18, 2008
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Mount Tamalpias School 

Your average Mill Valley private school that you pay 45,000 dollars to send your kids to has kids who are mostly not very bright, and probably many of them have a mental disorder. There aren't other cars besides Rivians, Teslas, BMWs, type trucks, Mercedes, and other expensive vehicles during the car drop-off line. The kids here are mostly strange, with crazy wealthy parents who send their kindergarteners to a 45,000-dollar school so they can learn the ABCs while the campus is quite beautiful; it isn't even on a mountain. There's a view of it that you can never see because it's always too foggy or cold.
Kid: look a black kid is wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt, Gucci shoes, a Luis Vuton backpack, and a Love Shack fancy skirt who has ADHD and dyslexia
Dad: oh, they go to Mount Tamalpias school
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Tamalaid 

A Hispanic woman that is lesbian or bisexual that attempts to get pregnant by a wealthy white guy in which the woman has a girlfriend and has no intention of staying with the guy . She sleeps with the man to secure financial freedom and also because she would like a baby but is unable to get pregnant by her lesbian partner . The man thinks the woman likes him but it’s nothing more than for baby making .
She Tamalaid him .

She was trying to Tamalaid him but he caught on to it .
Tamalaid by The prophecy February 11, 2021