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Redwood

An empowering term for the "little people" (i.e. midgets) of this world. Started in Portland, Oregon, but was soon sweeping the nation. Redwoods everywhere are rejoicing about this new term.
Anna: Look at that midget *laughs wildly*

Christina: You bag of ass that's really rude. We all know the correct term is Redwood.

Anna: You're right.. what was I thinking?! Look at that redwood!

*both laugh wildly*

Taylor: Thanks for using correct terminology to describe my small stature.

*all embrace*
by Christina + Anna September 8, 2008
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Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree. The opposite of balsa
Boy A: "Hey redwood"

Boy B: "What's up balsa"
by Redbalsa December 16, 2010
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When a red headed ginger walks around with a tent pitched in his pants 24/7
check out that redwood
by dr dolittle October 30, 2008
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Having a penis that is stastically bigger than 99.3% of all men.
Man that redwood is gigantic.
by FF Mike April 27, 2004
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A tall, beautiful, stunning woman that has a foul-smelling vagina. (This definition is derived from characteristics of actual Redwood trees--they collect rainwater and are essentially foul and rotten on the inside)
Q: "Did you take home that tall, smoking hot model last night?" A: "Yes, I did but she was a Redwood....her pussy was very stinky... smelled like hot garbage
by joeydnewyork January 21, 2013
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A girl on her period with the cramps.
Person #1: Aye bro wassup with you and Kiesha lastnight?
Person #2: Aww man she's redwooded, had to settle for oral.
Person #1: Oh damn.
by FlashyAdidas May 17, 2016
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A stool that is so hard, it comes out bloody.
I just pumped out 3 redwoods!
by TheAwkwardPhysicist November 26, 2017
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